I get by, on bare fucking minimum
I survive, on Nickelback and Trivium
I got one motto, captured in INK
If you want trouble, my favorite song by Pink
Uh

I get high, on pholcodine and codeine
With a 40 ounce, pass out to Nickelodeon
I'm a lifer, straight fuckin G
Don't want no Easy, I want my Crazy T

Woooah
Don’t fail us Captain Cold One
Woooah
Don't fail us Captain Cold One
Wooah Wooah Wooah
Don't fail us Captain Cold One

I start my day with spiked monster energy
While I blast my Origin of Symmetry
Then I Podcast all my thoughts
Y’all need to know how I fell bout Hall & Oates (it's nice)
And I like art: Kevin James and crop tops
I can name every character in Mall Cop

Woooah
Don't fail us Captain Cold One
Woooah
Don't fail us Captain Cold One
Wooah Wooah Wooah
Don't fail us Captain Cold One

Let the cold one flow

Ol Captain Cold One knows what good
Woooah
Reincarnated Tim Westwood
Woooah

He'll never leave us, Captain Cold One
He'll never leave us, Captain Cold One
Wooah Wooah
He'll never leave us, Captain Cold One
Woooah, Don't fail us Captain Cold One
Woooah, Don't fail us Captain Cold One
Wooah Wooah Wooah

Don't fail us Captain Cold One
Woooah
Don't fail us Captain Cold One
Wooah Wooah Wooah
Don't fail us Captain Cold One