When they're young All little monsters learn That they are scary Ugly, stupid Shunned by cupid Overweight, and hairy But every monster needs to find That secret deep inside That transforms Dr. Jekyll into sexy Mr. Hyde! All my monsters are beautiful! Discostoodiful Squarerootiful Oldcootiful Monsters don't need implants Or a bitchin' monster car Monsters only need to love The monsters that they are Oh, yeah! Gaga, Dada, Jawa Peace!