Well, I had wondered for a while
If love was genuine
I heard a conversation
in the ladies room

We both conspired a simple plan
to test your innocence
Collate the evidence
I'll tie this crime on you

She said "Follow
him wherever he goes"
But you never
left my side at all, so . . .

Not satisfied with what I'd found
I hatched another egg
She would rub your leg
If ever I left the room

But no you didn't even flinch
Not a dicky bird
She whispered dirty words
"I can love you better than her"

She said "Maybe,
he is not a real man!"
I'm not so sure
You don't even like Wham!

I got near the scene but fell in between
It must have been good when I was sixteen.
Just looked out of place, You'd taken my keys
Now it's just us three; me, Sola & C.

She said "You're not
welcome anymore, C.
Don't come round here
You might wake the baby."