Mr. Collins
He’s a very good man
He lives alone in a flat
His room is number 64

Mr. Collins
He’s a very working man
Wakes up early in the morning
Works from Monday to Saturday

Mr. Collins is a common cleaner
He has no faith and no religion
He has no relatives and no friends
Mr. Collins is an old man
He’s 65, he’s short and fat
He’s very quiet and a lonely man
Oh yeah!

Mr. Collins
He’s such a dirty man
He’s such an ugly man
His life is hard and full of trouble

Mr. Collins
But he’s always happy
And he always tries
And he’s the same every day

Mr. Collins is a common cleaner
He has no faith and no religion
He has no relatives and no friends
Mr. Collins is an old man
He’s 65, he’s short and fat
He’s very quiet and a lonely man
Oh yeah!