Lets celebrate
Our decadent friends
Winner take all
And who will defend?
Now let me extend
My condolences to
Anyone but you

So tell the doctor
What its for
Win the battle
Win the war

I dont want to pick from you
I dont want to pick from
I dont want to pick from you
Cuz I dont have a choice of anyone

Attention all eyes
Center of the room
Do you suppose that somebody knows
Weve bitten off more
Than we can chew
So everyone stay tuned

And tell the doctor
What its for
Win AP polls
Win the war

I dont want to pick from you
I dont want to pick from
I dont want to pick from you
Cuz I dont have a choice of anyone

So lay down
Your head and take this medicine
And play dead
In the event of an emergency
Dont question
No just shut up and pray God
You can mind your business
Just like your supposed to
Like your supposed to

So tell the doctor
What its for
Win the battle
Win the war

I dont want to pick from you
I dont want to pick from
I dont want to pick from you
Cuz I dont have a choice of anyone