Dumbledore:
I bet
You're the one who gets
All of the boys to buy you things.

Umbridge:
I'm sure
That you get all the girls
To beg you for their wedding rings

Dumbledore:
I like your twisted humor!

Umbridge:
I like your mystic rumors!

Both:
I'd say we can assume we're
Gonna get along!

Umbridge:
You're not
Like average Joes
Or Jims or Tims or Johns

Dumbledore:
And I'd wager
That you'd never run from danger
With those muscles made of bronze!

I can safely shout
Without a doubt
That it won't take very long...

Both:
Before we're getting
And not regretting
Ever setting on gettin' along!

Dumbledore:
You are a beautiful sample!
For example
My gosh you're so strong!

What's the matter with me?

Umbridge:
Now you're just flattering me!

Both:
Oh, how we're both just gettin' along!

Umbridge:
I've never felt this way before...

Dumbledore:
(Spoken) Felt how?

Umbridge:
(Spoken) Um, intimidated...

You have such prominence and poise.

Dumbledore:
(Spoken) Oh, that ol' thing.

Baby, it's just me, Dumbledore
So just try to relax
Face the facts:
You feel just like one of the boys!

Umbridge:
(Spoken) One of the boys? I do?!

Dumbledore:
(Spoken) You sure do baby!

Umbridge:
Yes sir,
You're the one professor
That'd I'd want detention from!

Dumbledore:
Umbridge,
You're the handsome wizard
That'd I'd want an extension from!

I'll get the door!

Umbridge:
You'll get much more!

Both:
Either way we can't go wrong...

With how shamelessly
And how famously
We're both just getting' along...

We'll be get, get, gettin'
Get, get, gettin'
Gettin' along!