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[Verse 1]
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Well the spare is flat and my back is tight
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From tossing and a turning, losing sleep at night
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Over loose bolts and rocky roads
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And the thought of my baby stranded in the cold

    D
Now I don't have any money to pay
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For a set of new Kumhos at all today
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And I still owe my bookie least a couple grand
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And if I don't pay soon, she said she'll break my hand (Ouch!)

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That's because I bet it all on black
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Never thought that Tom Brady'd lead the Patriots
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And beat Jared Goff and the A  Rams
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But now I'm in this nice little predicament

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[Chorus]
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But I hope you know that's not happening now, my love
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That good living's a few years out from now
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But if it /will keep you
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From leaving / me
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I promise one day / I'm gonna try and buy you
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Everything
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That you want
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Just not right now
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No I can't buy that ring right now!
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But before you go and curse me out
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Think of the old Elvis song
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Something about fools rushing in all the time

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[Verse 2]
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Well I hope this song doesn't make you want to
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Up and leave now because my stacks are small
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I've got a few leads on potential fixes
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If any of them hit, it's back to real good living

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Where you can order anything you want, babe
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Skip the chicken tenders, ask for caviar
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And only drink the liquor on the very top shelf
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And every single meal, you'll get to treat yourself

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Or maybe, you want a fancy car
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Like a Lambo, or a Fisker, Or a Jaguar
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Well I probably know a guy who could cut a deal
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Put in crocodile seats and diamond steering wheel

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[Chorus]
      A                                  G
But I hope you know that's not happening now, my love
     A                         G
That good living's a few years out from now
    A
But if it /will keep you
     G
From leaving / me
          A
I promise one day / I'm gonna try and buy you
G
Everything
G
That you want
G
Just not right now
                    Bm    A    G
No I can't buy that ring right now!
    Bm                A        G
But before you go and curse me out
A
Think of the old Elvis song
G                                        D
Something about fools rushing in all the time

[Outro]
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Yeehaw!

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