D                         A
Thinking back thinking back to the good days
                     Bm
I realized they were shit days
                   G           Gm
And I was just too hammered to notice
  D                       A
A moment of sobriety sure sheds
                        G     Gm G
A lot of light upon the truth
D
Once upon a time
        A
I truly thought you were our friend
             Bm
But it turns out you're a black hole
       G                   Gm
You consume till nothing's left
       D                         A
You project your insecurities on others
                        G    Gm G
And it makes me fucking sick


[Hook]
D              A
All we did was give and give
    Bm              G
And all you did was take
    D                A
You told us that you cared about us
Bm               G
You're a fucking fake
              D                 A
Cause in your eyes you're Jesus Christ
     Bm  A  G
Yeah I'm so sure


[Chorus]
             D
You drive me crazy
    A
You drive me to drink
           Bm                      G
I hope you    drive your car off a cliff
    Gm            D
You self obsessed asshole
              A                    G     Gm G
I was so much better off after you split
             D
You drive me insane
             A
You drive me out of my head
          Bm
If it's between living with you and death
    G          Gm
I'm better off dead
     D               A                  G    Gm G
I sincerely hope our paths never cross again


[Verse 2]
          D           A
I hate to say but I'd find it entertaining
       Bm                   G            Gm
If you sat on a tack or got stuck in the rain
      D
Or if you got super high
         A
Went and bought lucky charms
         G
When you poured yourself a bowl
        Gm                G
All the marshmallows were gone
      D
Every time you play guitar
           A
I hope you break A and G
      Bm
Every time you find a 40 oz
    G                 Gm
Its filled up with my pee
          D                              A
I hate to say I wish these things on you
                                 G
But you deserve it cause there's no excuse
               Gm              G
To be such an aloof and shitty person


[Hook]
D              A
All we did was give and give
    Bm              G
And all you did was take
    D                A
You told us that you cared about us
Bm               G
You're a fucking fake
              D                 A
Cause in your eyes you're Jesus Christ
     Bm  A  G
Yeah I'm so sure


[Chorus]
             D
You drive me crazy
    A
You drive me to drink
           Bm                      G
I hope you    drive your car off a cliff
                  D
You self obsessed asshole
              A                    G
I was so much better off after you split
             D
You drive me insane
             A
You drive me out of my head
          Bm
If it's between living with you and death
    G
I'm better off dead
     D               A                  G
I sincerely hope our paths never cross again


[Chorus]
             D
You drive me crazy
    A
You drive me to drink
           Bm                      G
I hope you    drive your car off a cliff
    Gm            D
You self obsessed asshole
              A                    G     Gm G
I was so much better off after you split
             D
You drive me insane
             A
You drive me out of my head
          Bm
If it's between living with you and death
    G          Gm
I'm better off dead
     D               A                  G    Gm G
I sincerely hope our paths never cross again


[Outro]
N.C.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
N.C.
You're cool
N.C.
And fuck you, I'm out!