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[Verse 1]

I started
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Playing guitar by the town memorial
Em
All my songs were singing editorials
C                                         D
And when I'd done, the sermon on the mount
N.C.
I counted my change and put it in my bank account

[Verse 2]

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I didn't want to work at the local abbatoir
Em
So I left home, expanded my repertoire
C
I did some gigs, No one booed
D
I got free beer and I drank it with gratitude

[Chorus]

C      D                  G
Once I started I couldn't stop
G   G/F#   Em     Em/D
That's how I got from
    C             D
The bottom to the top

G D G D

[Verse 3]

G
A businessman with a very young dolly bird
Em
Talked through the set, liked what he thought he heard
C                                          D
Dropped some names he claimed to represent
N.C.
And asked me if I had any management

[Verse 4]

G
Well two weeks later, I'm signing on the dotted line
Em
Offered some drugs, at first I declined
C
Lots of parties where the spread's incredible
D
But don't get close 'cause the food's inedible

[Chorus]

C        D               G
And I became a spinning top
G   G/F#   Em     Em/D
That's how I got from
    C             D          G
The bottom to the top of the bottom

G D G D

[Verse 5]

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I got a sweet deal and I moved to America
Em
I fell in love with an heiress called Erica
C                                 D
Started out smart, soon got silly
N.C.
I partied by the pool and then arrest for necrophilia

[Verse 6]

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News travels fast like electricity
Em
A bad mug shot, it's good publicity
C
I laid low for a month or two
D
And spent my dough building a recording studio

[Chorus]

C          D               G
And that's when it all went pop
G   G/F#   Em     Em/D
That's how I got from
    C             D          G
The bottom to the top of the bottom

G D G D

[Verse 7]

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The label and Payola got me in the charts
Em
My new management had me by the private parts
C
I went on strike, took the initiative
D
Forgetting that I didn't have a single thing to bargain with

[Verse 8]

G
I lost my nerve, my fall was glorious
Em
The lawsuit was eternal and laborious
C
My new material was only fair to middling
D
Rome was burning and I did some fiddling

[Chorus]

C            D     G
And finally, I was dropped
G   G/F#   Em     Em/D
That's how I got back from
    C             D          G
The bottom to the top of the bottom

[Verse 9]

G
On the way down people tend to leave you where you fall
Em
I tried to stand up but I didn't have the wherewithal
C
I nearly died in a cab one day
D
So I swapped my bourbon for a bottle full of Perrier

[Verse 10]

G
There were rumors about my sexuality
Em
The video star, killed by reality
C
Next thing I know I'm on my knees
D
Begging the camera, "Will you vote me off the island please?"

[Chorus]

C       D                G
But the world forgives a flop
G   G/F#   Em     Em/D
That's how I got back from
    C             D          G
The bottom to the top of the bottom

[solo]

G Em C D
G Em C D

[Verse 11]

G
Oh well all that exposure and the phone starts to ring again
Em
I experienced the strange urge to sing again
C
Well not long ago I was a boy with a dream
D
I reacquaint myself with a razor and some shaving cream

[Verse 12]

G
Look at me I'm ripe for rediscovery
Em
All I need is Mary to mother me
C
On the tenth green I was way over par
D
My partner offered me a tour in Jesus Christ, Superstar

[Chorus]

C          D              G
And that's when the penny dropped
G   G/F#   Em     Em/D
That's how I got back back from
    C             D          G
The bottom to the top of the bottom


[Verse 13]

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Well we toured all over the states of America
Em
I got a picture of my son from Erica
C
My parents wrote, "Since you disappeared,
D
Hard to believe but it's just been one year,"

[Verse 14]

G
Now it's back to ale and cakes again
Em
I wonder if I'll make the same mistakes again
C
I hope that you've enjoyed this tutorial
D
There's another busker who was playing the memorial

[Chorus]

C           D                G
I'm getting bored of talking shop
G   G/F#   Em     Em/D
That's how I got back from
    C             D          G
The bottom to the top of the bottom
       D          G
To the top of the bottom
       D          G
To the top of the bottom