F# -  244322
G#m - 466444
E -   022100
C#m - x46654
D#m - x68876
A -   x02220


[Intro]
B G#m E B G#m A


[Verse 1]
B
  On the next episode of
G#m             E
living with the Trumps
             B
We find that Boris took
                 G#m
a dump on public funds
            E
to hand out to his chums
   B
And if things don’t
                   G#m
quite work out for me
             E            B
I can sell myself as an NFT
Think I’m gonna livestream
         G#m
my lobotomy Should
       E
get 20 likes at least


[Chorus 1]
B  G#m   D#m E B
25 years in  a rut
C#m B              G#m
25  years floating on a rock
E
Wishing it would stop
  B               G#m D#m E B
I think I had an idea once
      C#m             B
But I think that I forgot
      G#m
Maybe I should just
E
shut the fuck up
B
And go along with it


[Verse 2]
B            E
  Another episode of
B
how to start a fight
G#m                B
That’s when you’re wrong
just claim you’re right
  E          G#m
because you spent all
E       G#m   C#m
night online again
 B             E
Another victim of the
B
times Too blind to read
  G#m       B
between the lines
                   E
Too high to notice where
       G#m   E
you’re going half
    G#m     C#m
the time Oh yeah


[Chorus 2]
B  G#m   D#m E B
25 years in  a rut
C#m B              G#m
25  years floating on a rock
E
Wishing it would stop
  B               G#m D#m E B
I think I had an idea once
      C#m             B
But I think that I forgot
      G#m
Maybe I should just
E
shut the fuck up


[Chorus 3]
B  G#m   D#m E B
25 years in  a rut
C#m         B
Never been enough
       G#m
Didn’t make the cut
E
Couldn’t give a fuck
  B               G#m D#m E B
I think I had an idea once
C#m           A
Shut the fuck up man
E
Shut the fuck up
B         E
  And go along with it


[Bridge]
   B
Oh why is everybody
so addicted to the drama?
         E
Would it take a tidal wave of
change to exercise some karma
         B
on these crooked motherfuckers?
All they do is make it harder
    E
And if I’m being honest
I can’t be bothered
        B
All the self gratification
is more like public masturbation
         E
Swear to God you’d cut your face
off for an ounce of validation
   B
So here’s one while you’re waiting
for your next notification
     E
Some useful information
Shut the fuck up


[Chorus 4]
B  G#m   D#m E B
25 years in  a rut
C#m B              G#m
25  years floating on a rock
E
Wishing it would stop
  B               G#m D#m E B
I think I had an idea once
      C#m             B
But I think that I forgot
      G#m
Maybe I should just
E
shut the fuck up


[Chorus 5/Outro]
B  G#m   D#m E B
25 years in  a rut
C#m         B
Never been enough
       G#m
Didn’t make the cut
E
Couldn’t give a fuck
  B               G#m D#m E B
I think I had an idea once
C#m           A
Shut the fuck up man
E             B
Shut the fuck up