G                         C
Of wenches and bawdy house queens by the score,
   D                       G
But I sing of a baggage that we all adore
G                            C
The landlord's daughter
Am                  D

You'll never love another,
G                 C
Although she's not the kind of girl
Am
To take home -- to your mother
                                       D

Her elixir is lively and strong to the taste,
G                        C
It is brewed with discretion, never with haste,
D                             G
You can have all you like if you swear not to waste
G                                C
The landlord's daughter
Am                  D

And when her name is mentioned,
G                    C
The parts of every gentleman
Am
Do stand up -- at attention
                             D

There's nothing that delights so,
G                    C
As the part that lies between
Am
Her left toe -- and her right toe.
                                    D